I was thinking to myself today and wondering why it is that I don't take the free candy.
I don't really have an answer to that. Most would. I'm not like most.
It's not that I dislike like candy. It's just that it seems so sugary sweet and usually I'd really rather taste my own blood, sweat and tears.
A recent exchange I found amusing:
Me: "Bong hits are the solution?"
FTBH: "Yes! You are finally getting it. Bong hits, yoga, nutritious yummy food and sex with someone you are in love with. Sprinkle in some international travel and laughter."
Imaginary exchange:
ReplyDeleteFTBH: "So, what are YOU doing this evening?"
Me: Multiple Simultaneous Eka Padas!!! Excuse me, can you move your mat?